negrusoare sent: "Hey, lightning bug!"

negrusoare:

stylish-alastor:

"M’not a bug, you brat. Don’t confuse me for that idiot Sparda. … Who are you, anyway?"

Were all demons this wary of shadows? Lucius wondered. It was difficult to say, especially given that the only demons he knew were those in his extended and immediate family.

"My Ma — my mother is human,” he offered “if that helps.” 

Maybe it would and maybe it wouldn’t, all Lucius knew was that his father wasn’t a bad person, quite the opposite in fact. 

"He hunts demons." Lucius replied, and rather proudly at that, his chest puffing up as he explained to Alastor — to some degree given that the boy didn’t know everything his old man did — the ins and outs of his father’s profession. “Like Dante. He also handles possessions and that sort of thing. He tries to save the person, but if they’re too far gone…

"Just ‘cause my dad’s a shadow, doesn’t mean he’s bad. I can understand why you’d make that assumption, so I can’t get pissed at you for that, but my dad does a lot for the humans, whether they realize it or not.”

Really? Did he have to hear that from some nestling? He could barely resist the eye roll. 

"It’s not that he’s bad, boy, it’s that shadow demons have nothing better to do than to copy their hosts. Let me put it to you this way.” He paused and gestured with his hands, palm out to show honesty. “If I hadn’t asked you specifically about your father and you’d used those words, I would barely notice that you were talking about him and instead assumed you were referring to ’big D’ as you called him,” and he hooked his fingers into scare quotes around that little moniker, “and describing his life story. Or even his father’s! I don’t know whether I should laugh at that or just shake my head.”

For that moment he did neither, and instead averted his gaze and pinched the bridge of his nose. Perhaps if he was lucky, the boy wouldn’t describe his mother as a blonde or something. Or, what was the opposite of a blonde for shadow demons, a brunette? She was going to be a brunette, was’t she. Why did no one ever consider redheads?

plavo-sunce:

Seriously, Amanda is nothing compared to some people in the fandom. The problem with her can be solved with simple IP block. stylish-alastor… I doubt she’d go away even if I doused her in holy water.

I’d really like to know what about Amanda telling someone to die and harassing them for a long time afterward as well as blaming them for all of their personal problems, makes that entire action better than me smacking you down with facts and catching you on your lies. 

By the way since you think a death threat is a funny joke, here’s a list of Croatian insults, and death threats are somewhere in the middle of them between all the dick jokes and fucking. There’s “Drop dead”, “I wish you died yesterday”, and “Let God make you dead”. The rest of it is rather juvenile and repetitive, but there you have it. Obviously these insults wouldn’t be on the list if they weren’t considered a serious way to offend someone, so therefore, they’re not jokes. You lied about that too.

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the-write-ideas:

Character A adopts a pet. What they don’t realize is that this animal is actually Character B, who had gone missing a few weeks earlier after somehow being changed into a dog/cat/etc.

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bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

what are the strongest days of the week?

saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.

stop unfollowing me

(Source: idjtits)

rokkakudaiheights:

if i ever get married i want a viewtiful joe themed wedding

gorillazstuck:

cottonbun:

Been forgetting to post the remaining mug-shots. Chewgi was the most recent.

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red-the-sexy-owl:

sweetguts:

yumchocolatemilk:

hotdogcephalopod:

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

a good cat supervises their human during their outings in the wilderness

This could turn into a disney movie, and I want it

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

plavo-sunce:

[OP REDACTED]

Where I come from, we say things like ‘may dog screw your mother’. A death threat like that is a joke to us. And it was not a random uncalled thing, considering the conversation Amanda had with Van on skype was shown to another person, who made an angry rant in which among other things they said to Amanda that her child would be better off without her. To a mother that’s a thing worse than death.

That thing about Nevan, that wasn’t a conversation, that was harassment in meaning I’m not gonna leave you alone until you accept Nevan being a witch as the one and only truth, despite her fitting the definition of a succubus more. By the way, in my culture whores are far better accepted than witches. And I still consider Nevan some kind of a succubus.

You want the truth? OP has trouble with depression and has made a post where they express concern over so much drama and that they will leave if it continues. First and only note was from Van saying how Amanda sent her anon hate. What was the point of that but to make OP feel even worse and stir up more drama? It made me want to punch someone, so yeah I said they are not so innocent themselves. The reason why there is no proof of that is because sane people don’t keep screencaps of conversation for months and years to come.

That is all from me, I’m done ruining my day over people who don’t deserve it.

A) “Where I come from” no one gives a flying fuck where you come from, but since you did bring that up, 

You live in Croatia. Croatian culture, as you say, apparently finds a bestiality joke more serious than someone wishing for a premature death upon someone else. In that case, I suggest you take a bicycle, shove it all the way up your ass, and then ride it sideways straight to Hell. You shouldn’t be offended, because in my culture, that’s actually kind of funny.

B) “angry rant” The person you speak of did not mention a word of what you just claimed, and only mentioned Amanda’s child in passing. By the way, saying that a mother’s child should be taken away or that the kid would be better off without her would be a ‘thing worse than death’ if you consider the following two scenarios: you’re a sexist piece of shit, or you don’t understand motherhood. Perhaps to an abusive mother, having their kid taken away is worse than death because they have no one to victimize or subject to their fucked up worldview, but for a struggling mother, putting their children in a safe home where their needs can be met is the first and foremost priority, whether they’re with the child or not. That is why adoption exists. 

And you know what happens when living mothers get their kids taken away but feel they can still provide for their kid? Give them a few months or years, and they might get their kid back. You know what happens with dead mothers? Give them a few years, and— spoiler alert— they’re still dead because you don’t come back from that. Being alive is preferable to death and it’s a damn fact, unless I should be noticing a trend in suicides from mothers of kidnapping victims or mothers whose children are taken away by protective services, and I don’t see those either because mothers are stronger than you think, you shitsucking slug.

C) “in my culture” ah yes, Croatian culture as you said. The culture with such strict stigma against witches that there’s A Witch’s Guide to Croatia detailing places where aspiring witches, true witches, and beginner brewers of potions can go to practice their craft and learn more about the goddamned history around witches. Such an unaccepting people are the citizens of Croatia that Klek mountain is an accepted meeting place for witches and they’re also a tourist attraction.

And they’re so accepting of prostitutes/whores, 

that prostitution in Croatia is illegal, treated as a felony and is punishable by fines.

What you’re doing here is called lying, you sack of burning fecal matter. You don’t know a damn thing about your culture, if it even is your culture.

D) The OP of the post you responded to knows who Amanda is, and doesn’t mind Vanity having dropped that note about Amanda on their post. With me telling you that, you’d almost think I had proof.

Oh shit bro, that is proof that she didn’t mind Van making that note. And she also thought you were being snippy, so stop doing that.

Also, you may need psychological help if the idea of someone who has endured Amanda’s abuse informing someone else of Amanda’s continued abuse made you assume the OP’s feelings after the fact, made you “want to punch someone” and led you to believe that the poster was “not so innocent”. No one is responsible for your needlessly violent reactions to their notes, so you can keep that to your goddamn self, you inconsiderate space herpe. But, uh, I’m sure you’re actually a well-adjusted person considering your constant pathological need to lie about easily refutable details. Do you know why screenshots exist? It’s for insurance against people like you who try to pull things out of your (by this point, gaping) sphincter.

Just to get this out of the way, is there anything else you want to lie about?

kunshu:

if you support any person who sexualizes csa, who condones jokes or behaviour that encourages it, if you believe someone making a post saying “i am a survivor and i do not want people who do not know about this situation to roleplay a character who is also a survivor” is ‘overreacting’ or ‘causing drama’, if you actually think for a second you are entitled to speak about csa if you have not suffered from it, or if you support snowyboarder’s godawful offensive cruel and aloof arguement, unfollow me right now and never talk to me ever again

dellconahger:

homophobia is not an opinion. transphobia is not an opinion. ableism is not an opinion. racism is not an opinion. these things just make you a bad person and you can’t defend them at all. i don’t want to talk to you if you think these things are okay, and i don’t care about your feelings if you’re upset that i’m mad at you for these things, because you obviously don’t care about the feelings of the people effected by it.

(Source: transboyscout)

negrusoare sent: "Hey, lightning bug!"

negrusoare:

stylish-alastor:

"M’not a bug, you brat. Don’t confuse me for that idiot Sparda. … Who are you, anyway?"

Lucius shrugged.

"Your guess is as good as mine." His right eye twitched. "And what do you mean ‘worse’?"

Fuck you, he had wanted to say, biting back a growl. Instead, he decided to be — somewhat — polite.

"…It’s Noctis." He mumbled. "My dad’s name is Noctis." 

"Well then, that only makes him slightly better than my first impression. But he’s still a shadow demon.” He drummed his fingers along the desk. “So, this ‘Noctis’ fellow. What does he do for a living?”

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

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you clever fuckers

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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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