“I wouldn’t do that if it wasn’t true, which is more than I can say for you.”
“Just get the fuck outta my face, you asshole.”
Alastor’s brows furrowed. “You keep saying that. Why don’t you leave? You’ve got a pair of perfectly working legs!”
(Source: brideofademon)
I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.
Truth.
I love this guy, and I’m not even American.
(Source: sandandglass)
“YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING BABY.”
“And you’re acting like a bitch; your point? Do I have to make you sleep out there in the doghouse? I’m not even sure there is a doghouse but you’ll be staying outside just the same. I can even strike up a storm for you while you’re there.”
“Since when do you get a fucking say in where I sleep? You’re just the rusty piece of shit that sits in the corner that Dante doesn’t even LOOK at anymore.”
Alastor raised an eyebrow. “Dante looks at me plenty, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Keep telling yourself that.”
“I wouldn’t do that if it wasn’t true, which is more than I can say for you.”
(Source: brideofademon)
Alastor almost looked offended, and kept glancing back and forth between Ifrit and Beowulf, tempted to say something in protest, but he decided not to for the moment. “I’m not picking fights with the mutt.”
“Can she go on a vacation too, then?”
“She’s pregnant. She…I don’t think it would be possible now…”
“Christ, boy, she’s pregnant, not a cripple. She can too take a vacation from things!”
“I don’t even know how her girlfriend’s going to react. For all I know, she might be stuck in bed until she gives birth.”
“Why stuck in bed? Her girlfriend isn’t going to glue her to the thing, is she? Why doesn’t that one take a vacation too?”
“YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING BABY.”
“And you’re acting like a bitch; your point? Do I have to make you sleep out there in the doghouse? I’m not even sure there is a doghouse but you’ll be staying outside just the same. I can even strike up a storm for you while you’re there.”
“Since when do you get a fucking say in where I sleep? You’re just the rusty piece of shit that sits in the corner that Dante doesn’t even LOOK at anymore.”
Alastor raised an eyebrow. “Dante looks at me plenty, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
(Source: brideofademon)
“Can she go on a vacation too, then?”
“She’s pregnant. She…I don’t think it would be possible now…”
“Christ, boy, she’s pregnant, not a cripple. She can too take a vacation from things!”
“That’s because I’d be gliding away from it, mutt.”
“Just shut the hell up, dumb ass.”
“You first!”
“YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING BABY.”
“And you’re acting like a bitch; your point? Do I have to make you sleep out there in the doghouse? I’m not even sure there is a doghouse but you’ll be staying outside just the same. I can even strike up a storm for you while you’re there.”
(Source: brideofademon)
“…. The implication that you think your vacation really would take all that much time is disconcerting.”
“No, it’s just…I can’t go on vacation now because I want to go with her, but…”
“But…?”
He weakly shook his head.
“She…I just can’t now.”
“Can she go on a vacation too, then?”
“That’s because I’d be gliding away from it, mutt.”
“Just shut the hell up, dumb ass.”
“You first!”
(Source: brideofademon)
“Doesn’t that take the better part of a year?”
“Yes…nine months…and then she can’t just leave the baby…”
“…. The implication that you think your vacation really would take all that much time is disconcerting.”
“No, it’s just…I can’t go on vacation now because I want to go with her, but…”
“But…?”
“Doesn’t that take the better part of a year?”
“Yes…nine months…and then she can’t just leave the baby…”
“…. The implication that you think your vacation really would take all that much time is disconcerting.”
ABOMINATIONS - set 2!
Marodra and Caterbra!
its offical, Marodra is my favourite of the ones ive done :) i love lionfish, so i thought I’d try and use them for the fins.
seriously guys, it’s so much fun!
“Yeah, like you’re any better?”
“Yes. You see, the difference between me and elitists that normally talk down to people like you is that they merely think they’re better than you while I actually am better than you. So!” Alastor shrugged.
“prove it or fuck off.”
“Did you miss the part where I wasn’t beaten by a half-breed in his teens?”
“I don’t fucking see YOU fighting Vergil and walking away from it!” Snarl.
“That’s because I’d be gliding away from it, mutt.”
(Source: brideofademon)
