Anonymous sent: Stylylish-alastor is not one of the nicest people ooc. just so you know.

loudxmute:

i’m confused, this could mean two things, stylish alastor the muse is not nice which i can tell. or stylish alastor mun is not nice? ???

???

Oh man, yeah, you gotta watch out for me. I’m heavy into social justice including the concept of not treating people like shit based on age, race, sexuality and etc also I call out pedophiles and abusive people in the fandom so yeah………..

loudxmute:

stylish-alastor:

He watched the man write all of that and resisted the urge to ask if that wasnt the most tedious way to communicate to someone.

"You should get yourself a camera then. Take a picture and then you can do that creepy staring on your own time instead of wasting mine."

-Camera costs too much money, don’t wanna. Gonna stare at you the whole day.-

-…-

Zzz

"……the fuck?"

http://loudxmute.tumblr.com/post/100582664901/stylish-alastor-loudxmute-stylish-alastor

stylish-alastor:

loudxmute:

stylish-alastor:

loudxmute:

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stylish-alastor started following you

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Stare stare stare.

"Anyone tell you it’s impolite to stare?"

-No.- He writes on the ground.

-What are you-

"What am I what?" ….. it took him a quick second to…

He watched the man write all of that and resisted the urge to ask if that wasnt the most tedious way to communicate to someone.

"You should get yourself a camera then. Take a picture and then you can do that creepy staring on your own time instead of wasting mine."

loudxmute:

stylish-alastor:

loudxmute:

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stylish-alastor started following you

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Stare stare stare.

"Anyone tell you it’s impolite to stare?"

-No.- He writes on the ground. 

-What are you-

"What am I what?" ….. it took him a quick second to realize the written words were also meant to be a question. "Oh. I’m a devil. Does this mean you’ll quit staring?"

loudxmute:

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stylish-alastor started following you

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Stare stare stare.

"Anyone tell you it’s impolite to stare?"

clinicaldissection:

stylish-alastor:

clinicaldissection:

stylish-alastor:

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          “I’ve got it! To solve that pesky little problem of Eva having a shit husband, I have devised the most foolproof of plans! First, we take Eva, right, and then, and then, we clone her.But— get this— we make the clone a male. She can just hook up with herself! Himself? Themself? Whatever! They can be together all the time!”

"……Alastor. What the hell??"

"You! You’re a doctor, so help me with this plan!"

"…..Why??"

"Because you’re a doctor, why else?? I mean— … yeah, that’s pretty much it. Just, help me and I’ll figure out a way to pay you afterward!”

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B R E A K I N G  N E W S 
  we’re getting reports that claim “tumblr roleplayers” are
       ”allowed” to do “whatever they want” with “their” blogs. why?
        bloggers are calling it “free will.”

       we’ll keep you updated as this story progresses.

(Source: moranument)

fallingblade:

stylish-alastor:

"Of course! The end result involves self-love, something you know absolutely nothing about!"

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"If you’ll excuse me. I’ll be getting out of range. Of your blood splatter that is when you attempt to go anywhere near her."

          “Well, yes, good call. I wouldn’t want my royal blood to be sullied by way of landing anywhere on your grimy commonblooded self in that hypothetical scenario.”

fallingblade:

stylish-alastor:

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          “I’ve got it! To solve that pesky little problem of Eva having a shit husband, I have devised the most foolproof of plans! First, we take Eva, right, and then, and then, we clone her.But— get this— we make the clone a male. She can just hook up with herself! Himself? Themself? Whatever! They can be together all the time!”

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"What an eloquent and well-devised plan. Full-proof even."

"Of course! The end result involves self-love, something you know absolutely nothing about!"

SCREW YOU EVA YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLAN. YOU’LL BE ON YOUR OWN DICK IN NO TIME

clinicaldissection:

stylish-alastor:

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          “I’ve got it! To solve that pesky little problem of Eva having a shit husband, I have devised the most foolproof of plans! First, we take Eva, right, and then, and then, we clone her.But— get this— we make the clone a male. She can just hook up with herself! Himself? Themself? Whatever! They can be together all the time!”

"……Alastor. What the hell??"

"You! You’re a doctor, so help me with this plan!"

          “I’ve got it! To solve that pesky little problem of Eva having a shit husband, I have devised the most foolproof of plans! First, we take Eva, right, and then, and then, we clone her.But— get this— we make the clone a male. She can just hook up with herself! Himself? Themself? Whatever! They can be together all the time!”

          He almost felt bad about his inability to keep his eyes off of Ebony. He threaded his fingers along the soft waves of her hair, content to hold her close and watch her as she slept. Perhaps whenever she woke, she could continue regaling him with stories of her travels outside of the four walls of this office, but… that could wait. She could take her time resting.

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          Thankfully a nearby bar was having a cocktail hour. He was currently taking advantage and enjoying the hell out of it! At the expense of Stein’s wallet, of course.