dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

(Source: music-singing-sun)

willkillforpizza:

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If anyone needs a refresher as to what this person is talking about,

dxrknesswillrise:

GIRL, TEN, CURRENTLY MISSING IN THE AREA OF ALLENTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA. POLICE ARE AT THE SCENE BUT ANYONE AROUND, OR IN THAT AREA PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR A GIRL OF SLIM BUILD AND SHORT, BLONDE HAIR. SHE’S WEARING A GREY T-SHIRT WITH THE PHILLIES LOGO ON IT WITH BLUE JEANS. SHE’S AROUND 4’5” TALL AND HER NAME IS TRINITY. HER MOTHER AND SISTER ARE EAGER TO HAVE HER HOME AND SAFE.

UPDATE: TRINITY HAS BEEN FOUND. SHE’S SAFE AND CURRENTLY AT HOME.

First two pictures: arthas-hetfield, whoever this person is, casually harrassing Bride of Sparda for her post calling out Evaprideofademon on her thievery.

"I’m sure you will post it on your blog" wrong there, I’m posting it, you shitsucking slug.

The next two pictures: Evaprideofademon making a vague attempt to defend herself with such gems like “i rp as Eva for like 2 years on facebook” and “I have made this information about her a long time ago” except the following two pictures show that you only waited until April 6th of this year to reveal that your Eva also had weak bones and a frail constitution, after Bride of Sparda’s Eva had that detail on her own character. I’m sure if you were actually working on this character for two years, you wouldn’t have been sporadically updating your headcanons and About page on her as if you’d recently come up with the details, and I use the words ‘come up with’ very loosely in your case.

"I can post shitty things about you as well if I wanted, but guess what I don’t want drama with anyone"

Well you did a bang-up job of that considering you vagueblogged about her not even two hours ago calling her a drama queen and proclaiming what she did as “a big mistake”.

halucynwaz:

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halucynwaz:

dirtyshadeofblue:

stylish-alastor:

"Disgusting! It’s not your love I want."

                  He’d seen that response coming a mile away.

"No?" Big pout. “Then, what? Those flowers and chocolates back…?”

"—-!!!" Alastor was left speechless, and the only nonverbal response he could come up with was a glare as he bristled visibly at the mention of that offering from months ago. He’d hoped Vergil forgot about that!

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

dirtyshadeofblue:

"Disgusting! It’s not your love I want."

kurgy:

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i CAnT brEATH e 

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon going to the supermarket with you and buying a LOT of grapes, like holy fuck there are so many grapes. so many.

vergilspardas:

R U SERIOUS WE JSUT GOT ATTACKED FOR LIKING THE DMC REBOOT I THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER WHY MUST THIS INFERNAL WAR RAGE ON

inthemiddleofsnowhere:

Working in animation, video games and comics, i encounter this questions more than I’d like to. I was surprised how so many people don’t have a clue, and its a very sincere and valid question, because education doesn’t make people understand each other naturally. 
Thank you for reading, I hope its useful. 

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

9gag:

Melondramatic

Water you doing with your life

This makes me feel meloncholy

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

9gag:

Melondramatic

Water you doing with your life

This makes me feel meloncholy

konekoyoukai:

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

daveyoufool:

Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.

So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.

<3

This is the best thing ever.

vergilspardas:

when ya typo ‘nero’ as ‘neto’

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