wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

ssshowtime:

He simply blinked at Alastor, before saying, “Yeah, no shit. Not gonna go trigger just to sprout a tail for a cat.” He gave a slight shrug once he’d settled back on the floor. “Woulda just lifted the couch if you hadn’t gotten it out.”

While he talked, the silver kitten that had taken up residence with him scrambled up onto Dante’s shoulders to give a disapproving glare at the other cats; this was obviously her house now, and they needed to leave. Seemingly out of habit, Dante reached to scratch at her side without really thinking about it, as though he’d already gotten used to having her ride around with him.

"I dunno where they came from," he said. "Never had this kinda thing happen before Nero’s cat moved in. You think you can take all of them?"

Alastor wondered why not lift the couch in the first place, but perhaps such shows of strength were best saved as a last resort. He also gave a slight shrug, then observed the kitten taking its spot on Dante’s shoulder. Watching the little cub glare at all was adorable, Dante reflexively scratching the kitten’s side like he expected the furball was even cuter still. 

Al listened as Dante kind-of-sort-of explained the issue; apparently Nero’s cat had some kind of magnetic pull that attracted other cats to the office? Cerberus had that with dogs, but it wasn’t magnetic, not to mention extremely inappropriate considering he was bipedal and those dogs were decidedly not that. Dante should consider himself fortunate that cats weren’t so prone to public displays of affection on that level. If this problem was a recurring thing, though, then Dante also needed to consider that maybe Nero’s cat was a devil in a tiny furry body trying to summon an army of like-minded minions to start a feline uprising, but that wasn’t the best thing to suggest right now.

"Yeah of course I can! I don’t mind having more pets around the house." Alastor waved a hand as if dismissing the notion that they would be trouble.


Because there’s always a time to show people some love so here’s a small shout-out to all the great folks who deserve special words and everything that life has to offer—remember that no matter what, there’s always someone out there that adores you and wants you to be happy. A special thank you to everyone who has made this blog such a wonderful experience, from the ones who write with me to the ones who send memes, to the people who take some time to read and like posts, to everyone—me and Pagan would be nothing if it weren’t for you guys so from the bottom of my heart, thank you for everything.
{ Onto those who deserve the world and beyond, may the stars kiss you at night and may the Sun show you a warmth you can find comfort in. }
eyesandearsoftheorder : You are a sweet-heart and it pains me to see you sad whenever life decides to be a bitch but know that I’m always rooting for you and I wish you the best. You’ve been my friend ever since I came into the roleplaying community, you taught me everything I know now and I don’t think I’d be so into writing if it weren’t for you. You’ve always supported me when things weren’t well, you’ve put up with a lot of bullshit now that I think of it—and yet, you’ve never left or pushed me away. I’m not afraid to say that I adore you, I love in—in fact, you are one of my best friends and I’m very happy that we’re still around one another. I absolutely adore your Kat, I don’t care about anybody else because to me, you are the perfect portrayal and everyone else would feel so foreign it would end up being purely awkward. I’ve adored you from my first account to my second and to the one I currently have. You’re an intelligent girl, you put a lot of effort into everything you do and I truly believe you do not get the praise you deserve, people don’t see just how special you are and that’s unfair but—I know they will, people will see you for the gem you are or else I’m going to be cranky and hurt them because really, you deserve all of the love. I love you! (remember to grow up because you’re short, though) 
amythewhitetiger : I’ve held the longest friendship with you and it’s amazing, we’ve met in a Forum and we’ve managed to come such a long way from there. You’re the most down to Earth person I’ve had the pleasure of meeting, you don’t hesitate to help others, you’re always there to listen to them and give advice, you do your best to make people happy and you’re so smart and sweet, anybody would be lucky to have you as a friend. Even if we don’t speak as much as before, know that nothing has changed and I adore seeing you around the Dash, having fun with others and reblogging things. I will never not look at tigers and not think of you, there are small things I see that do remind me of you, mainly some anime and japanese music, I don’t think I’ll ever forget you because you’ve made a dent in my life and I’m grateful for it. You’ve brought me happiness, you’ve brought me compassion, you taught me how to be stronger, how to be more genuine and honest towards those who deserve it, you’re just a good person—the true definition of such, you’re not malicious in any way, I honestly thing you are one of those people who can make this a better world. 
pixelfawnn | empirical—empathy : Shoving you two together because it goes for both of you—we might have talked much lately but I see what you’re going through and it’s unfair. I believe in you, from the way you are willing to help and be honest, I know this is something that will not define your life because there will be something there worth fighting for and by God, you two are so fucking strong and I’m so proud of everything you’ve done and the sheer strength you hold onto life and keep going. Jazz, we’ve met during my roleplay days in the demon-hunter dork, we’ve kicked off quite nicely and always managed to have those conversations that are deep but then turn very random all of a sudden, you’re a very intelligent babe and I wish you the best, I adore you. Nessa, we’ve also met during said roleplay days though we’ve never done much, from the few times we’ve exchanged words you’ve always seemed very friendly even if shy, which you will eventually overcome but you shouldn’t be ashamed of, you seem very humble and I wish you the best too, of course! Love how you two found support in one another, it’s a beautiful thing to see.
 txhil : I’m going to shove you in here becase I have to tell you a few things. First of, I will never forgive you for what you’ve done to me and Pagan, I never asked for this but you showed up with this huge heart and shoved it in our faces and I just couldn’t say ‘no’. Absolutely adore the ship, could talk about it all day and I wouldn’t get tired, could just throw headcanons at you 24/7 and my mouth would never be quiet. Don’t know much about you but you’ve proven to be a very sweet person, offering me help when I was in the dumps and just showing that you care. Hopefully our friendship can blossom so I can marry you—really though, thank you for everything and for making a muse that Pagan loves and just giving me one more reason to stay.
I would like to reserve a few spots to the following people, though I’m not ranting about you—know that I do adore you, I adore our interactions, I enjoy seeing you in the dash and even if we don’t speak much, I do consider you a friend and you’re all such adorable nerds, gosh. 
taggingsmoke ; ourxvoice ; power-xf-imagination ; leechinglight ; humanityshope ; vxttec ; neonpisces ; stylish-alastor ; brideofsparda ; runxlittleone ; diaboluscarnifex
 ❤ the-unknown-thief ❤  ❤ psychofishie ❤

Because there’s always a time to show people some love so here’s a small shout-out to all the great folks who deserve special words and everything that life has to offer—remember that no matter what, there’s always someone out there that adores you and wants you to be happy. A special thank you to everyone who has made this blog such a wonderful experience, from the ones who write with me to the ones who send memes, to the people who take some time to read and like posts, to everyone—me and Pagan would be nothing if it weren’t for you guys so from the bottom of my heart, thank you for everything.

{ Onto those who deserve the world and beyond, may the stars kiss you at night and may the Sun show you a warmth you can find comfort in. }

eyesandearsoftheorder : You are a sweet-heart and it pains me to see you sad whenever life decides to be a bitch but know that I’m always rooting for you and I wish you the best. You’ve been my friend ever since I came into the roleplaying community, you taught me everything I know now and I don’t think I’d be so into writing if it weren’t for you. You’ve always supported me when things weren’t well, you’ve put up with a lot of bullshit now that I think of it—and yet, you’ve never left or pushed me away. I’m not afraid to say that I adore you, I love in—in fact, you are one of my best friends and I’m very happy that we’re still around one another. I absolutely adore your Kat, I don’t care about anybody else because to me, you are the perfect portrayal and everyone else would feel so foreign it would end up being purely awkward. I’ve adored you from my first account to my second and to the one I currently have. You’re an intelligent girl, you put a lot of effort into everything you do and I truly believe you do not get the praise you deserve, people don’t see just how special you are and that’s unfair but—I know they will, people will see you for the gem you are or else I’m going to be cranky and hurt them because really, you deserve all of the love. I love you! (remember to grow up because you’re short, though)

amythewhitetiger : I’ve held the longest friendship with you and it’s amazing, we’ve met in a Forum and we’ve managed to come such a long way from there. You’re the most down to Earth person I’ve had the pleasure of meeting, you don’t hesitate to help others, you’re always there to listen to them and give advice, you do your best to make people happy and you’re so smart and sweet, anybody would be lucky to have you as a friend. Even if we don’t speak as much as before, know that nothing has changed and I adore seeing you around the Dash, having fun with others and reblogging things. I will never not look at tigers and not think of you, there are small things I see that do remind me of you, mainly some anime and japanese music, I don’t think I’ll ever forget you because you’ve made a dent in my life and I’m grateful for it. You’ve brought me happiness, you’ve brought me compassion, you taught me how to be stronger, how to be more genuine and honest towards those who deserve it, you’re just a good person—the true definition of such, you’re not malicious in any way, I honestly thing you are one of those people who can make this a better world.

pixelfawnn | empirical—empathy : Shoving you two together because it goes for both of you—we might have talked much lately but I see what you’re going through and it’s unfair. I believe in you, from the way you are willing to help and be honest, I know this is something that will not define your life because there will be something there worth fighting for and by God, you two are so fucking strong and I’m so proud of everything you’ve done and the sheer strength you hold onto life and keep going. Jazz, we’ve met during my roleplay days in the demon-hunter dork, we’ve kicked off quite nicely and always managed to have those conversations that are deep but then turn very random all of a sudden, you’re a very intelligent babe and I wish you the best, I adore you. Nessa, we’ve also met during said roleplay days though we’ve never done much, from the few times we’ve exchanged words you’ve always seemed very friendly even if shy, which you will eventually overcome but you shouldn’t be ashamed of, you seem very humble and I wish you the best too, of course! Love how you two found support in one another, it’s a beautiful thing to see.

txhil : I’m going to shove you in here becase I have to tell you a few things. First of, I will never forgive you for what you’ve done to me and Pagan, I never asked for this but you showed up with this huge heart and shoved it in our faces and I just couldn’t say ‘no’. Absolutely adore the ship, could talk about it all day and I wouldn’t get tired, could just throw headcanons at you 24/7 and my mouth would never be quiet. Don’t know much about you but you’ve proven to be a very sweet person, offering me help when I was in the dumps and just showing that you care. Hopefully our friendship can blossom so I can marry you—really though, thank you for everything and for making a muse that Pagan loves and just giving me one more reason to stay.

I would like to reserve a few spots to the following people, though I’m not ranting about you—know that I do adore you, I adore our interactions, I enjoy seeing you in the dash and even if we don’t speak much, I do consider you a friend and you’re all such adorable nerds, gosh.

taggingsmoke ; ourxvoice ; power-xf-imagination ; leechinglight ; humanityshope ; vxttec ; neonpisces ; stylish-alastor ; brideofsparda ; runxlittleone ; diaboluscarnifex

the-unknown-thief ❤ 
psychofishie

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

Why do I want polyamorous representation?

nightmarekite:

  • Because when someone doesn’t want to date me because I’m poly it’s ‘understandable’ but when I don’t want to date someone because they are monogamous it’s ‘ridiculous.’
  • Because all relationship advice tells you that if you have feelings for someone else while you’re in a relationship you’re a bad person.
  • Because even feminists try to slut shame me.
  • Because when I tell people me and my partner have an open relationship they assume it’s because we’re going through a rough patch.
  • Because people equate ‘multiple partners’ with ‘predator’ and think everything I say is an attempt to get in their pants.
  • Because I am fed up of love triangles as easy plot devices in my media.
  • Because the LGBTQA+ movement are so desperate to show ‘allies’ they are ‘just like everyone else’ that they shit on everyone with a non-monogamous dynamic.
  • Because when a monogamous couple have sex with each other every night it’s having an active sex drive. When I have sex with a different partner every night I’m a nymphomaniac.
  • Because people think that monogamy = validity, always.
  • Because monogamous hetronormativity is so ingrained that I don’t even feel like I can dance with someone without telling them the complete logistics of my love life.
  • Because people genuinely believe that raising a child communally is damaging to development.
  • Because when I say ‘I could never be monogamous' I get dirty looks.
  • Because too many people have tried to confide in me when they’re cheating because ‘I thought you, of all people, would understand.’
  • Because I can’t talk about my relationship troubles with my monogamous friends because ‘I always have something to fall back on.’ As if my relationships are meaningless.

(please reblog and add more if you like)

Tagged by cayugax

    So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must repost and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

10 questions

01. What is your favourite word?
"Ooh, I have a favorite noun but that’s for me to know and the noun in question to hear leave my mouth repeatedly.” [/conspicuous eyebrow waggle, then he just laughs]

02. What is your least favourite word?
"…." [/sigh] "It’s too obvious who that is!”

03. What turns you on?
"My mates, breathing. You know, them not being dead is pretty awesome for my sex life." [/Deadpan.]

05. What sound do you love?
"………" [/he puts his hands on either side of his face, trying and failing to hide the smile that’s spreading on it.] "Heartbeats? Or, or, thunderstorms?" [/he leaves it at that, because if he’s allowed to list things then you won’t hear the end of it.]

06. What sound do you hate?
"More like a lack of sound. I don’t like the quiet much.”

07. What is your favourite curse word?
"Why curse when you can insult circles around someone sans all those four letter words?" [/Pause.] "All right then, fuck.

08. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
"Being prince is a profession!?" [/he looks over to the side to question whoever else is with him.]

09. What profession would you not like to do?
[/Nose wrinkles.] “Anything dealing with greasy foods. Ugh.”

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Nothing, he should just move aside and let me take his seat. Hmph."

Bonus questions

01. Something most people don’t know about you?
"Me telling you ruins the point, but all right. One way to tell that I like someone is if I start," [/he scratches at his nose,] "hoarding things to give to them. Usually things they like."

02. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?
"Wrath, most likely."

03. What are some notable merits and flaws?
[/Sputters incoherently.] “Fl-flaws!? I don’t have…” [/he trails off and casts his gaze down.]

04. Sexual preference?
Alive." [/Still deadpan.]

05. What position do you sleep in?
"It really doesn’t matter; I end up flopped all over Cerberus’s chest anyway no matter what position I start in. He woke up with my foot in his mouth once, I don’t even know how that happened."

06. Favourite sexual position?
"….. I don’t have a witty response for this. It’s Cowboy.

07. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?
"That’s like asking me to eat just one chip! Ugggghhhhh," [/runs his hands down his face.]

08. Are you prone to good dreams, nightmares or dreamless sleep?
"Dreamless sleep. It’s peaceful."

09. Do you wear any jewelry? If so, does it mean anything to you?
"Glad you asked!" [/Holds out his hand to show the four wedding bands on his ring finger.] "In order from first to last," [/he points to the one at the base of his finger,] "This is the wedding band from when I proposed to Cerberus, but we weren’t actually dating yet! I suggested that we pretend to be married just to piss Rebellion off, but I don’t think we ever managed to do that. And eventually we, ah,” [/he blushes and scratches the side of his face.] “You know. It’s genuine now.”

[/He points to the next one.] “This one was for Echidna back when she was still around. I started wearing it for the same reason I wore Cerberus’s, but I’m not keeping it for that reason.” [/he sounds a little dismayed at that, but soon his mood picks up when he goes to the next one.] “Then I sort of proposed to Yamato, and she was a little shit and that’s all you really need to know about that. No one calls me a cradle-robber!” 

[/He goes to the fourth and final band, and his eyes take on a warm glow to them.] “This was for Ebony, to show that I loved her. Still do. I just…. mrrrrrr~,” [/he puts his face on his hands,] “I’ve wanted to get rid of this green band for a while now, but taking off Echidna’s ring means I have to take off Ebony’s first, and, haha! That’s never happening; I’d rather sever my finger from the rest of my hand before I think of removing Ebony’s ring at all, ahahahah!” 

10. What kind of nail polish do you prefer, or associate with?
"I like black nail polish. No idea why." [/eye roll.]

tagging: blessedbyadevil, brideofsparda, canis-triad, taiyoushounendjango, lycanthropiic, aaand the mentions stopped working. I’ll use the tag function but actually filling this out is optional, and doing it in character even more so.

(Source: transorbitaire)

super late but yessssssssssscome here you, be my friend //makes grabby hands

super late but yesssssssssss

come here you, be my friend //makes grabby hands

((challange accepted: your theme is just fine / vibrating intensifies / good bye anon-san
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(( goodbye my friends i am dead ))

kxrat:

stylish-alastor:

"In that case, those enemies would do good to keep themselves hidden. And also to stop talking. I’ll find out who it is eventually, if all this is true!"

"Only one way to be certain—the internet tells us the burning sensation may be caused by an infection, an allergic reaction or if you have ingested some spicy food. A rush of blood to the ears, disappears after a few minutes. I am certain you will be just fine—as for your enemies, they should know better than to mess with a demon."

"…." Alastor counts down on his fingers. "Well I don’t recall getting an infection, and I feel fine; I’m not allergic to anything except maybe other people’s bullshit; and no, I haven’t eaten any spicy food lately. Wouldn’t my whole face be burning rather than my ears?” He laughed quietly. “Also, that’s devil, not demon.”

I cannot accept this anon hate as it is not in the form of a haiku. Try again.

I cannot accept this anon hate as it is not in the form of a haiku. Try again.

kxrat:

stylish-alastor:

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"I would hope not! Who could possibly have anything bad to say about me?”

"You are asking me? I have no idea—perhaps you have enemies you do not know of."

"In that case, those enemies would do good to keep themselves hidden. And also to stop talking. I’ll find out who it is eventually, if all this is true!"

stylish-alastor sent: "Is this you?"

canis-triad:

stylish-alastor:

canis-triad:

Cerberus’ eyes glanced over to the picture that Alastor had been holding when he was just a teenager chuckling slightly. “Yes that was us just before we met you.” He said with a slight smile looking back at his hairstyle which had been much shorter than it was now.

"I can tell; you didn’t look nearly as annoyed with the world back then as you did after we met,” he said jokingly. 

The devil chuckled once more at Alastor’s response, still looking over his shoulder at the picture. “That was just before we joined the army too, so yes we were not so annoyed with the world.” Cerberus sighed, turning away and looking out the window; how he yearned for those days but with the lightning prince included. But he knew time denied him that.

Alastor found himself staring at the picture longer than he’d thought he would. At first he’d drawn it out from between a few dog-eared pages of a book Cerberus had been reading and resolved to take a quick glance at it and put it back, but that was before he noticed the familiar figure sporting a smile that wasn’t so much.

He thought he could joke about it, but the thing about humor was that it always hid a truth between the words— rather, a question that he couldn’t push down and ignore.

Have you ever smiled like that after we met, then? 

He kept staring at the picture, not daring to turn and look at Cerberus where he was. Eye contact wasn’t the best thing for him to risk right now. Was never that good at masking his feelings, and his mate had a talent for discerning them, so he refused to look or say a word on that. He put the picture back where he’d found it. 

"Those were good times."